Wander's Helper Theme

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"Wander's Helper Theme" Wander attempting to open the door for someone. Song by Fuller Condon Genre(s): Vaudeville Length: 0:27 Fuller Condon chronology Previous: "Take It Easy, Sylvia" (with Andy) Current: "Wander's Helper Theme" Next: "Bein' Evil is Good" (with Andy) Video

"Helper" is a song from the episode "The Helper". It is played as Wander constantly tries to help someone, but it turns out they don't need his help.

Lyrics

Whoo, moppin' up floors
Openin' doors
There ain't nothin' that I wouldn't do
To lighten your load
Smooth out the bump in your road
Maybe sort your socks and underwear too

Oh, H-E-L-P-ER
I'm a helper
That means I like to help
(He likes to help!)
Oh, I'm just an accommodatin' fella
Life is hard, you shouldn't have to do it by yourself

Take a limp from your rug
Put my hat in the mud
If that's what I have to do

Trivia

• Second song that is from Wander's point of view but he doesn't actually sing it. ("My Best Buddy").
• This is the first song performed by Fuller Condon without Andy Bean.

Songwriters

• Andy Bean

ASCAP Work #888240154

See Also

• "The Helper"

Previous: "Brahms' Lullaby"

Songs

Next: "Bein' Evil is Good"

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Season 1 "Hot Dog Eatin'" | "Mother and Child Y'all" | "The Bronco's Buck" | "Let's Get Awesome" "Commander Peepers' Theme' | "Lord Hater's Theme" | "Do You Know the Button Song" "Lord Hater's Skeleton Face Metal" | "My Best Buddy" | "What's In The Box?" | "Ride Sylvia Ride" "Westley, You're the Best" | "Wander Over Yonder End Title Theme" | "The Tale of Brad Starlight" "Your Happy Birthday Song" | "Here Comes Wander Now" | "Thunder Blazz Jingle" "Take It Easy, Sylvia" | "Testing Sylvia's Earmuffs" | "Shake Your Deadly Venom Sac" | "Banjo" "Hater and the Queen" | "Inside Your Mind" | "Dance Competition" | "A Night To Remember" "The Best Buds Shake" | "Best Friends Forever" | "Positive Song" | "Brahms' Lullaby" | "Don't Let Anyone In" "Helper" | "Bein' Evil is Good" | "Hidin' and Seekin'" Season 2 "This Guy's the Real Deal" | "Hello Song" | "Gettin' Ready for the Big Day" | "I Hate to Say That I Loathe You" | "Gelatinous Bob's" | "Hater Makes It Better" | "Let the Pun Fit the Crime" | "The Commander's Last Command" | "Stella Starbella's Theme" | "We're Gonna Party Like It's Your Last Night Alive" | "Ask Her a Question" | "That's How We'll Get Her" | "Let's All Go Meet Dominator" | "You're the Greatest" | "I'm the Bad Guy" | "My Fair Hatey (song)" | "You're the Greatest (reprise)" | "Bad Neighbors" | "The Best You Will Ever See" | "Groovin' Gal" | "This is a Girls Night" | "The True Terror Beggings"
Others "Wander Over Yonder Main Title" | "Later Hater" | "Disney XD 2014 Summer Anthem" "Animacation Wander Theme"