The Killjoy/Transcript

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(Static. Cut to Hater at the podium again.)
Hater: Oh, were you watching something? Well now you're watching me! I, Lord Hater, planetary conqueror and Number One Superstar, have taken over your airwaves to give you the privilege of witnessing my most impressive and evil deed unfold live! To prove, once and for all, that I am the Greatest in the—
Peepers: What are you doing?
(Hater pauses.)
Hater: Uh...nothing. Uh, what are you doing?
Peepers: You're not still wasting time obsessively trying to destroy Wander, are you?
Hater: Me? No, of course not!
(Hater leans on a button on his podium and Wander gets lowered down on the X again.)
Wander: Hiya, C-Peeps!
(Hater repeatedly pushes a button on his podium to try to raise Wander back up.)
Peepers: Sir, we talked about this. You need to focus on conquering more planets or other villains are gonna beat us to the punch!
(Hater covers the camera with his hand, but Wander Waves at the Camera behind Hater's fingers.)
Hater: (groans) (mumbling) You're totally right, Peepers. But I already told everyone in the universe that I was gonna destroy Wander. Now if I listen to you, then I'll appear weak and un-leaderlike and stupid!
Peepers: A little late for that now, innit?
(Hater uncovers the camera and raised his hand and charges up his lightning hand in rage.)
Peepers: Was that out loud?
(Static. Cut to reveal both Wander and Peepers on X's and Hater charging both his lightning hands.)
Peepers: (yelling fearfully) No! I take it back! Destroy him, destroy him!
(Static.)