Part 1[]
(Opens showing a brown planet with Hater's ship over it.)
Hater: (laughs maniacally raising his flag) I hereby conquer this planet in the name of LORD HATER! (stabbed the flag onto the ground and then raised his arm into a cool pose.) The greatest in the galaxy!
(thunder effects are shown)
Hater: HAAAAAA...HAHAHAHAHA!
(The flag gets lifted off, then tiptoing towards outside of the camera.)
(Hater sees Wander carrying his team's flag.)
Wander: Hey, Hater! Got your team's flag! Gotta tag me! (runs off)
(Peepers begs Hater to ignore Wander, but Hater starts chasing after Wander anyway.)
Hater: RAAAAAAAAAH! GET BACK HERE!
Peepers: (running after Hater) Oh, please, sir, no! Just ignore 'im! (gets a hold of Hater's cloak) You know Wander's the reason you're no longer the greatest in the galaxy.
(screen pauses, Hater turns and gives Peepers an angry look.)
Peepers: I'm sorry, sir, but it's true. (peepers gets up) You wasted so much time chasing him around the universe that you've lost any standing you had as a real villain! (Peepers crosses his arms facing toward the left) (Scene cuts to Lord hater seething in anger as his eyes began to glow.) And now, there's bad guys everywhere taking over all the territory you lost! (Scene then cuts to peepers and lord hater which the later was looking at an angry lord hater.) You're more like twenty-ninth greatest in the galaxy! (Lord hater crosses his arms looking away from peepers.) Which is why we need to get back in the game and conquer as many planets as possible!
(Wander reappears on the screen with Hater's flag.)
Wander: HATER! (runs away sing a part of the theme song) ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! ♪
Hater: (Facing peepers) Peepers, that's totally what I'm trying to do, but, like, Wander totally took our flag!
(Lord Hater shakes in anger during the following line:)
Peepers: Sir, the flag is really just symbolic.
Hater: No! (Angrily points at where wander ran off) GET HIM!
(a Watchdog group runs off to catch Wander and they run over Peepers)
(cut to a mountain where Sylvia is snoring)
Background singer: ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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Background singer: |
(camera shifts to Hater and the Watchdogs chasing Wander) |
Background singer: ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
(camera shifts to Sylvia waking up hearing Wander's noise)
Sylvia: (yawns) That's my cue. Ladies? (blasts off into the sky; in the air:) RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hater/Watchdogs: (trying to catch Wander) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Sylvia knocks out a vast majority of the Watchdogs)
Hater: (still trying to catch up to Wander) RRRRAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!
Peepers: Nothing... (camera zooms out) ...ever... (camera zooms out) ...changes.
(Camera zooms up. We see a black shadow slowly heading toward the planet. Meanwhile, Sylvia is still taking out the Watchdogs. The scene pauses in the middle of her action. She and the Watchdogs look up.)
Hater: (chasing Wander, who stops next to Sylvia) RAAAAAWWWWWWR! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA-- Hater continues to run before stopping next to Peepers and looks up as well.)
(The mysterious ship's lower compartment door opens revealing a giant drill. The giant drill begins spinning. Camera cuts to Wander and sylvia who are looking up with curiosity and then looking at each other. Camera then cuts to Hater looking up with his hand on his forehead and peepers with a worry look. Camera then cuts to where the Skullship and the planet are located and then zooms out to reveal the mysterious ship. (Music Stops) A drill plummets straight into the ground, breaking the Skullship in half and totally destroying half the planet - this scene is replayed two times. Camera then cuts to the drill's perspective plummeting faster on the main characters. Then the scene is replayed again, one for wander and sylvia, another for lord hater and peepers, then two times with the four of the characters. The title card appears on the drill. After the title card, the drill stops in place and beginnings mining. Camera then cuts to the wander, sylvia, hater, and peepers looking at the drill, the mysterious ship begins to lights up)
Sylvia: (while stepping backwards one step a word) Who...is...this...guy?
Wander: (looking at the front, then looking downward left, and then turning to face Sylvia with joy.) Definitely new to the neighborhood. (gasps) Maybe we should go say hi! (goes running off)
(Sylvia grabs Wander)
Sylvia: Wander, these are bad neighbors, and I think it's time to move. (sees that Wander is out of her sight)
(scene cuts to where Wander is)
Wander: Uh, sorry, Syl. But what do I always say? An enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet! (camera zooms out to reveal Wander riding the drill) Sometimes, you have to look beyond the demonic exterior of someone's horrifying battle cruiser, find the person inside, and offer them your friendship!
(Sylvia gives herself a facepalm.)
Wander: No matter how terrified you may be! Besides, I have a secret weapon! (pulls out fruit basket)
Singer: ♪ Fruit basket! ♪
Wander: Going up! First floor, scary lava ship. Top floor, friendship! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sylvia: (from the ground, to Wander; sighs) Got your back, buddy, (pulls out fists) with two weapons of my own. Right, ladies? (fists shiver)
(Sylvia hops on the drill.)
(cut to Hater and Peepers)
(Peepers slowly walks to the camera looking at the ship)
Hater: Oh. (gets back up) What just happened?
Peepers: Gee, sir! Maybe EXACTLY WHAT I SAID WAS HAPPENING!! While you were busy chasing Wander around, (points) you got planet-jacked!
Hater: (Unamused) What is this, amateur hour? He can't just swoop in and steal a planet after I already planted a flag.
Peepers: The flag is a symbol! (runs up to Hater and then pushes him away from the ship) Sir, this guy's impressive. Maybe too impressive! I suggest we go and deal with this foe when we're better prepared! (sees Hater not in his sight)
(Hater is revealed to be riding up the drill.)
Hater: Please. An enemy's just an enemy I haven't defeated yet. I'll show this chump what happens when you mess with the (points to himself in a bragging manner) greatest in the galaxy. Be back at (holds up hand) five.
(cut to Wander and Sylvia walking around at a strange location.)
Wander: Hello! Anybody here?
(camera position changes as Wander peeks)
Wander: Welcome to our galaxy! (legs shake)
(Sylvia peeks. Camera shifts to Wander and Sylvia's point of view and zooms out.)
Sylvia: Well. Nobody home. Let's go.
(Sylvia disappears from the screen, but Wander is still walking forward.)
Wander: No way. Ship this big, there's gotta be someone on board. (walking through hallway; to ship owner) If you don't like fruit...
(camera zooms out to reveal someone watching Wander and Sylvia)
Wander (cont'd): ...there's also a selection of small cheeses!
(cut to Wander and Sylvia walking in the hallway, a lot of rolling balls are heading toward them)
Wander: Finally. The welcome party!
Sylvia: Not the vibe I'm getting here.
(the ball-shaped robots sprout out legs and guns, targeting Wander and Sylvia)
Wander: (starts walking around) Hello! Hey, there! Folks call me Wander, (extends his arm to grab Sylvia) and this is Sylvia! Welcome to the galaxy. (the robots tilt their heads in confusion) We hope you will accept our humble gift of--
(Wander and Sylvia get shot.)
Wander: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Wander and Sylvia move out of the space.)
Sylvia: (heading towards the robots) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAR! (punches one of the robots and falls back in pain with a crooked arm) OOOOWWWWWWWW!
Wander: (comes running up to Sylvia) Sylvia, you okay?
Sylvia: Watchdogs are usually so soft and mushy. (stands back up)
(The robot fires some lava, which forms a pair of hand cuffs on Sylvia's wrists)
Sylvia: Cuffs? (breaks them apart) Please! (the cuffs reconnect, bringing her hands closer together) Okay, worried again.
(Wander shuffles up to the robots with a stern look on his face)
Wander: Perhaps you did not notice our gift. (holds the fruit basket closer to one of the robots)
(Cut to the mysterious figure's view of Wander on screen)
Wander: (cheerfully) From your new friends! To... whoever you are!
(The figure presses a few buttons and the robot sprouts an arm, taking the fruit basket)
Wander: See, Syl? An enemy is just a friend you-- (the robot sprouts another arm, grabbing Wander) AH!
(Another robot sprouts an arm and grabs Sylvia)
(The robots march off, taking Wander and Sylvia with them)
Wander: Hey, careful! Careful! There's a honeydew here, man!
Part 2[]
(Hater and Peepers are in a large room filled with assorted weapons.)
Hater: (pouting while crossing his arms) This guy's not so cool.
Peepers: (suprised) Oh, he's the real deal, sir. This is one serious arsenal. (enthusiasticly) Ooh! Level 5 mega-lasers?!
Hater: (scoffs) Whatever.
Peepers: Nova-combusters?! I didn't even think those existed!
Hater: Big deal. I could have that, I just don't want to.
Peepers: (sees a giant three-legged robot) And THAT! I-I don't know what... that is, but--
Hater: GAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (pointing angrily) IT'S SUPER COOL! THAT'S WHAT IT IS! (Lighting bolts flashes into the background.) I can't wait to put this guy in his place! First, he steals my stolen planet (Camera cuts to the mysterious ship drilling the planet when hater said "steals") (Camera then cuts to the ships weapon room with hater pointing at them with anger.) then he has the nerve to have stuff that I want! (Camera then cuts to peepers with Hater dash towards him with anger) Why don't we have awesome stuff like this?! (Camera then cuts to peepers and hater on close up shot with lighting bolts on the background.) This is your fault, isn't it?!
Peepers: We could've had all this, (Camera then cuts back to the weapon room) but someone needed a hot tub,(Peepers slowly walks towards Hater with anger, as the later backed off nervously stammering) and an arcade, and an entire research team to develop new barbecue sauces for the food court! (Peepers jumps up to face hater) A FOOD COURT, BY THE WAY, (Hater lays down on the ground looking at peepers with worrying look) WE BUILT INSTEAD OF AN ATOM SMASHER, (Scene then cuts to an atom smasher generator) WHICH THIS GUY ALSO HAS!!
(Scene then cuts back to the weapon room)
Hater: Well, (angrily) I SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT AND MORE! (Camera cuts to lord hater's lower part of the face and then raise up to his full face) For I am Lord Hater, (Camera cuts to hater raising his fits up in the air) the greatest in the--
(Camera cuts back to the weapon room with hater and peepers)
Peepers: (angrily) Twenty...ninth... greatest!
Hater: RRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (kicks away one of the giant robot's legs in frustration, causing the robot to fall down) Huh! Not so cool now, are ya? Ha-ha! (starts performing a victory dance as '90s hip-hop music plays)
(The camera zooms out to reveal the figure's view of Hater on screen. The figure presses a button.)
(Cut back to Hater, still dancing, in front of the giant robot, which glows and regenerates a new leg before slamming it on the ground. The robot stands up again and Hater stops dancing. The robot looks at Hater and Peepers.)
(Cut to the robot's point of view)
Hater: (exasperated) Ah! So cool!
(The robot targets Hater and Peepers and lava-blasts them through a wall)
Hater and Peepers: AAAAHHHHHHH! (They hit another wall and land on the floor. The robot approaches the two, who look at each other in fear and zip away before the robot gives chase.) AAAAAHHHHHH!
(Elsewhere on the ship, the robots throw Wander and Sylvia into an empty cell and bars appear to block it.)
Wander: Hey, that was thoughtfully arranged! Do you have any idea how hard it is to balance bananas?
(Sylvia tries with all her might to break the bars, but fortify with every strike until it forms a solid wall.)
Sylvia: Wander, I know you don't wanna hear this, but these guys are trouble.
Wander: Maybe you're right.
Sylvia: No, they're not friendly, they're-- what? Wait, what?
Wander: I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm starting to feel not very welcomed here.
Sylvia: Tell me about it.
Wander: Maybe this enemy is just an enemy.
Sylvia: I'm sorry, buddy. I know you always want to see the best in people, but sometimes, there's nothin' there to see. Either way, these walls ain't budging. We're not goin' anywhere.
Wander: Heh. You'd almost think they wanted us to stay... (starts perking up) Maybe this is how they show hospitality where they're from! Maybe this is all some kooky mix-up that we'll all laugh about later over ripe cantaloupe!
Sylvia: Maybe one of us has a hard time dealing with rejection.
Wander: Welcome party back on track!
Singer: ♪ Fruit basket! ♪
Wander: Yeeeeee-haaaaa!
(Cut back to Hater and Peepers who are running from the robot in fear)
Wander: THE BASKET! (snatches the basket out of the room before the hole closes up)
Sylvia: You!
Hater: You!
Wander: Me!
Peepers: Them!
Wander: Are you here to meet our new neighbor, too? I don't see a giiift.
Hater: Haven't forgotten about my flag!
Sylvia: Nope!
Peepers: No time!
Sylvia: Must go faster... Much faster... (breaks the cuffs apart again, but her hands and foot get stuck together) Oh, cuffs are seriously slowing me down. (tries to break free again, only to make Who- is- this- guy?!
(The duo fall through a trap door and land in a control room. At the top of the stairs stands the villain, who is manning the controls. Sylvia sees Wander approaching the villain.)
Sylvia: (worriedly) No... no... no...
Wander: I'm really sorry, Syl, but just I gotta try. I know this seems bananas, and I must be plum outta my melon, but I don't pear! The way I fig-ure, even the rottenest apple still has a sweet spot at its core…KUMQUAT!!
Sylvia: Wander, he's gonna destroy you.
Wander: Sorry, I gotta try. (takes a deep breath) Hello to you. Folks call me Wander, and this is Sylvia. Welcome to the galaxy. We hope you will accept our humble gift of friendship. Uh. Perhaps I was a bit too formal. (climbs onto the villain's shoulder) Hello. Hi. How's it goin'? Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Helloooooooo! Nope. Less formal, less formal. (breathes) 'Sup? Saaalutations! Hello! Howdy! Knock-knock. Who's there? It's me! Hello. Beep-boop, we come in peace. Buddy! You narfin' frood! I love the place! Fruit basket! (throwing fruit angrily from the basket at the villain's head) This is for you! And that! And that! And that! (wiping the back of the villain's neck) I'm so sorry. No! (crossing his arms) Sylvia, I don't think our new friend is very friendly.
Sylvia: Ya think?!
Wander: I think this calls for the big guns... (pulls out his banjo)
Sylvia: Wander, please. No, not that.
Wander: (singing) Hello, it's nice to meet ya,
We brought somethin' to feed ya
Some berries and bananas
All stacked in order and---
Sylvia: WANDER!
Wander: And I hope... we can be... friends.
Part 3[]
(Elsewhere on the ship, the giant robot walks around searching for its targets. It walks out of sight and the camera pans up to Hater and Peepers, who has his helmet bolt wedged in the ceiling.)
Hater and Peepers: Whew!
(The duo land on the floor.)
Peepers: Sir, I really must insist we go and deal with this foe when we're better prepared.
Hater: Maybe you're right.
Peepers: What?! Wait, what? I mean, good. Yes. Now we just have to break out of here quietly and carefully. (takes out his gun and blasts a hole open, making a loud sound) Oh! I'll settle for loudly and quickly! Come on, sir, let's get outta here so you can focus on being the greatest in the galaxy again.
Hater: Twenty-ninth greatest.
Peepers: What?
Hater: If I'm gonna be the greatest in the galaxy again, I'm gonna start with whoever this loser is. Hey, robo-dork! Let's rumba!
Peepers: Sir, what are you doing?
Hater: I can't run if I want to be number one.
(Peepers groans as the hole closes up completely.)
Sylvia: Wander? Wander! WANDER!! (Wander wakes up) Oh, Wander, thank Grop. Let him go... you molten menace! (lumbering up the stairs, breaking free from the lava, which traps her again every few steps) He was only... trying to be your ...friend! Folks call me Sylvia... and I'm... not so nice! (Sylvia makes it to the top.) (referring to her fists) Ladies? (The fists appear to nod in approval and Sylvia bursts out of the trap.) Welcome to the galaxy! (Before she could throw a punch, the lava traps her in a ball form from the neck down. The villain tips Sylvia, causing her to roll back the bottom.) Ah. No!
(The giant bot enters the control room, holding Hater and Peepers captive.)
Hater: Finally! My brilliant getting-captured plan has led us right to this two-bit terror. Time to take this sucker down!
Bot: Invaders apprehended, Lord Dominator.
Hater: Lord Dominator? DAAAH! THAT TOTALLY RHYMES WITH HATER! (Dominator turns around, showing a white mask with three lines and a green visor, vaguely resembling Hater's face.) WHAAAT?! HE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE...!
Wander: (strained) Hey, friend.
Hater: AAAAGH! He's... destroy my enemy... hate... jerk! What I wanted to do! GAAAAAGGHH!! SO COOL! MUST DESTROY!!!
(Hater breaks free from the bot's grasp and throws the bot's entire body on top of Dominator. Hater, with lightning all around his body, stands on the bot.)
Hater: Wander's my enemy.
Wander: Enemy? C'mon, Hater, you know an enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet.
Hater: What? Ew! Shut up! (Hater zaps Wander, releasing him from the hardened lava.)
Sylvia: Wander! Oh, are you okay, buddy?
Peepers: Impressive, sir. Sorry for doubting you. After defeating this guy, you most certainly are the greatest in the galaxy.
Hater: Accept no imitations!
(The cracks on the bot begin to glow. Dominator, seemingly unharmed, gives Hater an uppercut and holds up a hand to shoot lava at Hater, pinning him to a wall.)
Hater: Okay! Time out. Fine! You can be the greatest in the galaxy! Okay! Mercy, please!
Wander: Hey, watch the lava 'round the guava!
(Peepers stands on the controls and through the windows he sees a factory, where Dominator's bots are being made.)
Peepers: Oh, yes, you'll most definitely conquer the entire galaxy with those. But you can't run if you wanna be number one! (Peepers stomps the controls, kicks them around, and uses the bolt on his helmet to pierce through the board and tear it up.)
Singers: ♪ Commander Peepers! ♪
(The factory goes haywire and the lava gushes all around.)
Peepers: Ha ha! Yes! Let this be a reminder that if you march in to my galaxy, you're gonna have to deal with me!
(Dominator snatches Peepers and throws him to the injured Hater.)
Sylvia: (sees Wander walking up to Dominator again) Wander!
Wander: I have had enough! I will have you know I gave you a gift, I complemented your ship, I even played you a song!
Wander: All in the name of friendship. And you can't even be neighborly and make some small talk like, "Wow, thanks for the fruit basket, Wander. Wander. Isn't that an interesting name?" And I'd be like, "Well, I guess. Funny story, that's not really my--" But, but that's not important! What is important is I told you that an enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet. But after your rude and inconsiderate behavior today, (somewhat hesitantly) I'm not sure I want to be your friend! And I must admit...
Sylvia: (ascending the stairs like a Slinky going backwards) I'm! Co! Ming! Buh! Dee!
Wander: ...though it hurts to say it... I have to tell you... that I don't think that you deserve...
(Sylvia snatches him and zooms away just before the lava bursts through the windows.)
Wander: (in slow-motion) ...aaa fruuuit baaaskeehhhhht!
(Hater and Peepers are whisked away by Wander and Sylvia, who are riding the lava wave.)
Wander: This is for my real friends. Tangelo?
(The foursome see an army of smaller bots, which get caught in the lava wave.)
Everyone: Whew!
(The foursome see another giant bot, which gets caught in the lava wave as well.)
Everyone: Whew!
(The ball keeping Sylvia immobilized fades away and Sylvia continues to run from the lava wave while carrying Wander, Hater, and Peepers.)
(Cut to three Watchdogs back on the planet, playing a card game.)
Watchdog 1: Please, he's a dope.
Watchdog 2: No, really, he's not an idiot. He totally knows what he's doing.
(The foursome fall out of Dominator's ship and back on the planet. The ship retracts its drill and zooms away. The foursome are huddled together in fear.)
Wander: Who...
Peepers: ...was...
Sylvia: ...that...
Hater: ...guy?!
(Cut back to the ship, soaring through space. Dominator bursts out of the hardened lava, unscathed.)
Dominator: (deep, mechanized voice) That... was... (The mask opens up, revealing the face of a mint-green-skinned, magenta-eyed, white-haired alien, who speaks in a feminine voice.) AMAZING!!
(Dominator's armor changes, showing her true form.)
Dominator: Ha ha ha! They were all like, (changes the fingers on her right glove into horrified faces of Wander, Sylvia, Hater, and Peepers) "WHAAAT?! Who is this guy?" Ha! Then I was like, (makes a serious face) serious, then I was all (changes her left glove into a small-scale version of herself in armored form) RAAAAHHH! (The gloves turn back to normal.) And then the lava was whoooosh! And they were all "AAAAH! NOOO! WHYYYYY!" Ha ha ha ha! (inhales sharply) What a bunch of dorks! (changes back to her armored form) This is going to be... (The mask closes, disguising her voice again.) fun. (laughing maniacally as the screen slowly fades to black)
(In the animatic epilogue, the three Watchdogs are continuing to play cards while Dominator's ship continues to suck up the planet until it shrivels up.)
Watchdog #1: So, you think this guy is like, what, Hater's brother? Ooh, maybe he's Lord Hater's dad come to show him who's boss.
Watchdog #3: Wait, Lord who?!
Watchdog #1: Uh, Lord Hater, that skeleton guy we work for?
Watchdog #3: (Stands up, freaked out) Oh my grop! I've been calling him the wrong name for six months! Why didn't anyone tell me?!
Watchdog #1: What did you think he was called?
Watchdog #3: I've been calling him Lord Va--!
(Before he can finish his sentence, an explosion occurs from Dominator's ship, which startles the Watchdogs and they fall over. Silhouetted Wander, Sylvia, Peepers and Hater fall out of the ship, screaming.)