While visiting Baaaaa-halla, Wander and Sylvia encounter a mean and greedy troll who's been trying to steal the food for the big feast Prince Cashmere and his goat army are holding. The troll insults the goats and every time he does so, he gets bigger and stronger. Sylvia is determined to help the goats fight the creature, but Wander doesn't help the right way and sits out, making the fight worse, but it might be helpful.
Feast Interrupted[]
Welcome to Baaaaa-hala! KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Huh?
What was that?
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's knockin'?
"Um..."
"You gonna..."
"Get the door?"
...
"To arms!"
Spears
That's for me!
An axe
Getting armed!
Swords ready!
What's happening?
Is there gonna be a fight?
"Guess they don't like..."
"Solicitors."
"My friends."
"Forgive us this rude intrusion..."
"...on the feast meant to honor our most..."
"...recent feats..."
"...of strength and bravery."
"We never could have dreamt it would be interrupted..."
"By our greatest of enemies --"
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
"Hoist the food sack of Thuringian!"
Now preparing to hoist.
3...2...1...
HOIST!
Up it goes!
Hoisting complete.
"Our most valuable resource."
"For centuries, it has held our annual harvest..."
"...and kept our people fed and mighty..."
"...through each of the seven..."
"...seasons."
"We protected with our lives."
"For without it..."
"...we would starve!"
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
"And it is what.."
"HE has come for."
"Warriors of --"
"Baaaaa --"
"--halla..."
"ASSEMBLE!
Ready for action!
Preparing to go
Prince Cashmere out!
Whoa.
Wait, who's their enemy?
Encountering the Troll[]
The top of the planet.
Goats rush to posts!
Level 3: Armed!
Firewall and Level 2: Armed!
Spikes and Level 1: Armed!
There he is...
A little troll?
He was the one knocking.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
"Hey dum-dums!"
"I thought I told ya not to lock this gate..."
"...no more!"
He's anxious.
"What an adorable..."
"...little troll!"
How does this lock come off?
You can't fight me, lock.
Seriously, how can I get this off?!
"That?"
"That's what they're so afraid of?"
"Await my command!"
"Well, if it isn't Prince Cashmere!"
"I hope you losers filled up that pretty little food sack after last year!"
"I'm..."
...hunnnnngryyyyy!"
Such an obese stomach.
He's really hungry! Resist it!
"You are not welcome here, troll!..."
"A-return a-from-a wince-a you came..."
"...and we shall not harm you!"
"Return a-from wince you came!"
"I'm Cashmere!"
"And I sound like this!"
The hopping troll
He's used to insulting.
Hop, hop, hop!
Almost over...
That's enough hopping for now.
"How dare you!"
"I am born of the seventh tribe of Markhoor!"
"I speak with great eloquence!"
Something's happening...
Wait, he's growing?!
He's getting bigger
That's just about big enough!
Prepare to punch!
Take this, lock.
I'm in!
"Yeaaaaaah!"
"Take that, losers!"
"Ohhhhhhh."
"I see."
First Level Insult[]
A door with spikes
Here come the goats!
Can goats really make the shape of a mailbox?
CHARGE!
Preparing to receive 'attacks'
"Ow-w! You call that...hitting? It feels like...sweet, little...kisses!"
*gasp*
Cur! I would never kiss anyone!"
Except someone who I admired and respected!"
"And only after we dated..."
"...for quite a while!"
"Ja!"
"Kissing is very intimate!"
"I'm saving my first kiss for my special someone, not you!"
Uh-oh
He's growing again!
"Here WE GO!"
Get away, goats!
Whoa, he's bigger now!
Crazy troll
Prince Cashmere Asks for Help[]
Wander's shocked
A troll that small and tough? Can't get past me.
Eye roll
Pfft, peace of cake.
"Heroic Wander..."
"...and Mighty Sylvia."
"I must command my troops from the ground."
"Can I rely on your bravery..."
...and impressive physical prowess..."
..."to hold down the great hall?"
"Ho-ho, are you kiddin'?"
"Fighting?"
"My thing!"
"Helping?"
"His thing!"
"Right, Wander?"
Wait, where is he?
"Wander?"
Where did Wander go?
"Wander!"
"Eeeeyup!"
Don't tell me he's sitting out.
"Oh-ho."
"T'ank you..."
"...my friends."
"Ground Squad!"
"FOLLOW ME!"
The Ground Squad
"Alright archers, head to the roof and start firing!"
"Catapult guy!"
"Make it rain!"
"Go, go, go!"
Release the arrows and boulders!
It's raining weapons!
Oh, missed.
"Wander, let's go. Battle time!"
"Don't I know it."
Let me have a peanut.
Mmm, good!
No way.
"Grrrr..."
Oh, I'll get him out soon.
Second Level Insult[]
Third Level Insult[]
Failing to Insult Wander[]
"Don't Feed the Troll"[]
"Uh, yeah. Don't…feed…"
"The troll."
The Troll is Defeated[]
"Please! Pay attention to me!"
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